@Research_Joe's definitions

out of ordure

Sign put up on a freshly-cleaned lavatory door, so you won't have to clean it again.

If you see a sign saying a lavatory is "out of ordure" you will have to use the dirty lavatory next to it.

by Research_Joe October 15, 2013

Arse-soul

A person who sits on her/his soul

An arse-soul cannot fart, for her / his soul will escape.

by Research_Joe March 29, 2023