Definitions by Research_Joe

out of ordure

Sign put up on a freshly-cleaned lavatory door, so you won't have to clean it again.

If you see a sign saying a lavatory is "out of ordure" you will have to use the dirty lavatory next to it.

Someone who is ignorant because he has his head stuck up his ass.

George is such an ignoranus - he doesn't know what is going on around him because all he thinks about is himself.