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A liberal is someone whose mind is so open their brains have fallen out. Their left-leaning political agenda is based mostly on emotion, rather than logic, and most have very un-biblical views of what is morally right or wrong.
When a conservative politician gets in trouble, it's usually over policy. When a liberal politician gets in trouble, it's usually because he couldn't "keep it in his pants".
by Religious Right April 24, 2011
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