2 definitions by Reece David Cooper Helland

schaffted

When you receive a flaccid dick pic

Girl 1: Yo, is that a flaccid dick?!
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally just got Schaffted!

by Reece David Cooper Helland March 18, 2018

gae gaping anus energy

The complete opposite of big dick energy

Guy One: Austin has a big dick but you’d never guess it
Guy Two: yeah he has total gae gaping anus energy

by Reece David Cooper Helland October 1, 2018