Yes, beertender, I'll take one of your BBA stouts.
You got it! Here's your 10oz snifter. That'll be $15 please.
$15?!!! Why so much?
Because it's over 10%
alcohol, and you dumbass hipsters are willing to pay for it.
Well damnit, man! (takes sip) That's the best
beer I've ever had. I'll take another!