Yes, beertender, I'll take one of your BBA stouts.
You got it! Here's your 10oz snifter. That'll be $
15 please.
$15?!!! Why so much?
Because it's over 10% alcohol, and you
dumbass hipsters are willing to pay for it.
Well damnit,
man! (takes sip) That's the best beer I've ever had. I'll take another!
