Definitions by Red Scare

Bone dragon 

1) A member of the douche bag family that generally lacks social skills. Spends most nights concocting roofie cocktails and masturbating into their popped collars.

2) A primordial or lesser evolved douche bag

1) My girlfriend's neighbor was a total bone dragon, always hitting on her when I wasn't around. I had to slay him.

2) Look at that bone dragon acting like he's hot shit. He's got his Best Buy shirt collar popped.

Bone dragon by Red Scare February 27, 2009