Definitions by Red Face

Old Faithful 

After taking the girl's nose ring out, finish in her mouth after receiving oral, then tickle the young lady creating a geyser-like eruption out of the side of her nose, similar to Old Faithful.

Redface observed the magical beauty of the impressive spray that came out of Kelly's nose when he gave her an Old Faithful.

Old Faithful by Red Face December 2, 2007

tear jerker 

Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.

It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.

tear jerker by Red Face December 2, 2007