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Dirty Zoey

A dirty Zoey is when one goes and shoves a bad dragon dildo up their ass and pussy and squirt mustard all over their nipples while screaming ohhhh yeah(like the Kool aid man) usually during a satanic ritual.

Guy: did you go to that ritual, a girl performed the dirty Zoey.

Girl: no but I wish I did.

by Real expert101 October 4, 2021