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Schrödinger's Dick-Head

Schrödinger's Dick-Head Is a bloke who says something dodgy, then clocks the reaction and clutches the "nah it was just a joke" or "mb, didn't mean it like that" card. Nobody can tell if he's a tosser who knew exactly what he was doing or a muppet whose brain isn't connected to his mouth, and that's the whole trick. He stays both at once, because the second anyone tries to open the box he hits them with a "lol relax" and the experiment resets.

"Did you see Dan's comment on her post?"
"Yeah, and then he went 'nah mb, it was a joke.'"
"So is he a tosser or just thick?"
"Mate, Schrödinger's Dick-head. “

Schrödinger's Dick-Head by Real bloke October 6, 2026