Definitions by Raquel Jones

Lucy Guadalupe 

Some ratchet hoe that is jealous of EVERYONE and also rude as fuck. Never trust her or be friends with her because it will soon turn into a train wreck. She has a long-ass parrot nose that's also nosy as fuck (no pun intended) and she'll treat you like shit.

Girl 1: OMG, look who that is!

Girl 2: who. That's Lucy Guadalupe, that stupid hoe.

Lucy Guadalupe by Raquel Jones May 13, 2013