Definitions by Rape. Greg Rape.

GURINAL 

Noun - Urinal designed for women - coined by Kirstie Alley who might be the only woman who might actually use one.

Kirstie Alley got stuck in the gurinal again!

GURINAL by Rape. Greg Rape. April 2, 2010

Captain Redbeard 

Male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). On a "Captain Redbeard" the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.

Hey Captain Redbeard, why don't you dye your beard a normal color?

Captain Redbeard by Rape. Greg Rape. March 17, 2010