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Colton

Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.

Girl 1: Look it’s Colton
Girl 2: all he does is ask me out

by Randy Philips February 9, 2024