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gook

A term coined during the Korean conflict (more commonly known as the Korean War), referring to one of Asian state who has a penis smaller than four centimeters (2.3 inches) and loves rice, and taking photographs of larger penises.

Don: "What is this, some kind of convention?"
Mark: "What?"
Don: "There are gooks all over the place, it's like I'm back in Korea!"

by Randy Myjohnson April 19, 2008