Definitions by Randy Beans

Master Roberts 

Gullible, awkward figurehead. Normally seen dodging taxes and the police. Hippest dude on the block. Seargent with the biggest computer. Often falls for simple jokes such as "you dropped your shoelace". Man of few words.

See that man over there? That's a Master Roberts. If you wanna be the coolest dude in school, he's the guy to talk to.

Master Roberts by Randy Beans November 24, 2020

walsalino 

Someone who eats way too much food

Dave ate that whole Pizza pie all by himself; he’s a walsalino.

walsalino by Randy Beans July 23, 2018