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Actions that are so ridiculous that they have to be seen in order to actually be believed . Hiltz Things can be summed up as absurd actions done by someone who is just one crazy motherfucker, they are well outside the realm of natural human thought.
getting a concussion by falling down the stairs, backslapping people obnoxiously loud, screaming at groups of people, making a sperm of your history teacher, and brushing your teeth while ordering at Wendy's are all example of Hiltz Things
by Randorph the Chin November 14, 2011
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