fardo

person you has the curious and arguably anti-social habit of falling asleep in the middle of the floor in casual meetings and/or parties. The ingestion of alcohol is not always an explanation to that sudden hybernation. The people around, if they don't try to do some frat-boy prank like pissing on the corpse, usually cover him or her with a blanket to prevent a flu. This benevolent action gives the dude or chick the look of a wrapped mummy ('fardo' in spanish).
Frat boy: That fardo is totally blocking the dance floor, let's pee on him and maybe he'll move.
by Random Boy July 20, 2005
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Tracy

Mother of fat son Freddy, she cum guzzles and has purple hair. Received many Boston pancakes from numerous men. Good at baking purple cakes and cum guzzles on top to create the purple cream Cake. Sold in boots
Who’s that fat slag? Oh that’s purple Tracy the cum guzzler
by Random boy July 01, 2020
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