Definitions by Random Twoddle

Thermonuclear Transmodification Device 

A device that transmodifies things using the power of thermonuclear energy.

BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!

Thermonuclear Transmodification Device by Random Twoddle August 31, 2005