Definitions by Random Fuckin Hero

gorbachev 

Just before a man has sex with a woman on the rag, he pulls out her bloody tampon, swings it in the air like a cowboy roping a bull, and smackers her on the forehead leaving a bloody replica birthmark of the former Soviet leader.

I gave that dirty bitch a gorbachev!

gorbachev by Random Fuckin Hero January 3, 2009

Houdini 

As you are hate fucking a skank from behind as you are getting ready to spray baby batter on her, you pull out and begin jerking off as you spit on her back. When she thinks you are done cumming, she turns around and is surprised when you unleash a fury of love juice into her eyes.

I surprised that dirty whore with a houdini!

Houdini by Random Fuckin Hero October 2, 2007