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One-night Stand

To perform a handstand while wearing a Speedo. A wise-ass take-off of the Jaryn, the One-night Stand was originally performed on hot coals. It soon evolved to what it is now: a Speedo-licious handstand on a bed of Petrol. Works best at night.
Ralph hired a guy to do a One-Night Stand at his birthday party, but it sucked so badly that I nonchalantly discarded my lit cigarette at his slimy hands; boy, did that motherfucker smell like bacon
by Randomé Pearson December 15, 2010
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