1 definition by Random Rock Climber
A cornucopia that oddly resembles a unicorn horn.... Can occasionally be fashioned as a hat around the holidays.
Not socially acceptable to be worn in public for animal rights reasons. Various organizations speak out against the use of unicorns for such a petty table decoration. But in various places the existence of underground Hornucopia poaching still occurs. These places include backyards of rock climbers and ultimate enthusiasts.
Not socially acceptable to be worn in public for animal rights reasons. Various organizations speak out against the use of unicorns for such a petty table decoration. But in various places the existence of underground Hornucopia poaching still occurs. These places include backyards of rock climbers and ultimate enthusiasts.
Person 1: Where did you get that hornucopia?
Person 2: At this rock climbers house!
Person 1: Why would you want one?
Person 2: To store assorted fruits and veggies in to make a creative and decorative table piece.
Person 1: Oh... okay. Thats cool.
Person 2: Ya i guess it is.
Person 1: WATCH OUT! THERE IS AN ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST WITH A MACHETE AND MACHINE GUN
(BAM BAM BAM!!! Gun shot noises)
Activist: Hornucopias are bad and hurt unicorns....
Person 2: At this rock climbers house!
Person 1: Why would you want one?
Person 2: To store assorted fruits and veggies in to make a creative and decorative table piece.
Person 1: Oh... okay. Thats cool.
Person 2: Ya i guess it is.
Person 1: WATCH OUT! THERE IS AN ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST WITH A MACHETE AND MACHINE GUN
(BAM BAM BAM!!! Gun shot noises)
Activist: Hornucopias are bad and hurt unicorns....
by Random Rock Climber November 22, 2010