Definitions by Rambo's mum

unattractive alan

To describe something that is bad, horrible, ugly etc

Also describes the fact unattractive alan is the last chicken on the shelf

Lene: OH EM GEE that bitch is so horrible!!
Sally: Yeh shes well unattractive alan

unattractive alan by Rambo's Mum December 20, 2007

last chicken on the shelf

a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with

alan looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

last chicken on the shelf by Rambo's mum October 18, 2007