unattractive alan

To describe something that is bad, horrible, ugly etc

Also describes the fact unattractive alan is the last chicken on the shelf
Lene: OH EM GEE that bitch is so horrible!!
Sally: Yeh shes well unattractive alan
by Rambo's Mum November 19, 2007
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last chicken on the shelf

a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with
by Rambo's mum October 03, 2007
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