Definitions by Ralphie Parker

slow blinker 

A person who is not intelligent

Hiberto is a slow blinker.

slow blinker by Ralphie Parker May 29, 2015

slow blinker 

Someone who is not smart

Hiberto is a slow blinker.

slow blinker by Ralphie Parker May 28, 2015

ninja monkey 

Masturbating in a public place

dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week.

ninja monkey by ralphie parker May 15, 2008