Definitions by Rachel has champagne problems

Taylor Swift

Taylor swift (is)…
- Fearless
- A Lover girl
- has a BIG reputation
- left her scarf at his sister’s house
- stood on the cliffside screaming, “GIVE ME A REASON!!!!!!”
- Likes writing songs about douchebags who cheat on her
- Not gonna say that in her monologue

- Howls like a wolf at the moon
- Becky.
- The slam of screen door
- sneaking out late tapping on your window
- Misses screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain
-Was there when you said “forever and always”
-Held up a sign saying, “You OK?”
- wears tee shirts
- wears sneakers

- is on the bleachers

- Can see you up against the wall with her
- Goes back to december all the time
- Had the time of her life fighting dragons with you
- Was never good at telling jokes
- Was tossed the car keys
- Remembers when we broke up (the first time)
- Is a mirrorball
- Knew you were trouble when you walked in
- Has a blank space

- Knows the life of a showgirl
- Is your father figure
- Got that red lip classic
- Heart is a christmas tree farm
!! And most importantly… !!
- 8’4”, blonde hair to the flo 🔥

Taylor Swift: My therapist
“Oh man I LOVE t-swizzle”

“Me too!! #NoItsBecky”
- Made by Rachel Bishop, 4.18.26 -

Taylor Swift by Rachel has champagne problems April 18, 2026