1 definition by Quim Bandit

A collector of the quim.
Shirley's quim was soaking wet, and so Nigel decided to don the act of the quim bandit in order to win himself a lumpkin.

A: Go eat some quim you fucking quim.
B: I ain't know muhfucking quim bandit.
by Quim Bandit January 24, 2011
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