Porkinson's

Irresistible urge to eat excessively (i.e, pork out).

Can either be temporary (leading to a gut ache), or chronic (leading to obesity).
"Whenever I eat at a buffet, my Porkinson's flares up."

"That dude looks like he's been fighting Porkinson's his whole life."
by Quicksilver MTB July 20, 2008
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