Definitions by Quan's the original

Schmow 

its a random outburst of humor.
its what kills the awkward silence in the room

(silence)
SCHMOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmfao!
wtf was tht?

Schmow by Quan's the original October 17, 2008

Hoot balls 

the stench of ur sac after a good work out, hot day, sex, any physical or emotional activities involving ur balls and heat.

you open a your shorts and u smell something foul you say "HOOT!!!". bcuz ur balls smell so bad.




or when u smell must ass mixed together, dont be embarrased its just your hot sac. every! gets hoot balls eventually

Hoot balls by Quan's the original October 16, 2008