Definitions by QuacksO
peternity test
Da DNA-based pipette-work dat you have da local lab perform to determine if yer un-neutered male four-footed companion "sowed his wild oats" wif da "fluffy little pumpkin" owned by da neighborhood gramma.
Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.
peternity test by QuacksO December 3, 2025
Allahgator
Many people aren't spiritual believers, but they might start copiously praying if they were pursued by an Allahgator!
Allahgator by QuacksO November 30, 2025
yestorious
Benedict Arnold was "notorious" for being "notoryous" --- i.e., he was initially "yestorious" to American officials about supposedly supporting everything they said about wanting America to be independent, but then later he ran back to his British ancestors.
yestorious by QuacksO November 26, 2025
Zionce
The famous "hilarious kiddie-educator with the bow tie" is a firm believer in evolution, and is unable to see eye-to-eye with anyone who touts Zionce --- ie., creationism --- instead.
career development
Refers to how a buxom working-chick's bountiful chest-pillowz gradually get even larger from having all of her male co-workers savoringly play wif dem.
Actually, it's a myth dat a woman's boobs grow bigger from having tongue-lolling studs pleasure their thirsting hands on said bountiful baby-feeders --- rubbing and kneading them generally does not affect their size. You could indeed make it truthful if you spell it "carear development", though, rather than spelling it "career development", in dat yer butt may indeed become more ample if you have a mostly-sitting-down desk job.
career development by QuacksO November 23, 2025