Leorita

If you ever see a Leorita in daylight; RUN! Unless you want to be pounded, smashed and have your heart broken, all in one day, you should always run from a Leorita. Usually, you can smell her or feal a trembling when she is near, and this is your warning to get the fuck away.

Although Leorita may seem harmless, because of her height, she is not. Never feed her, and always be on alert. A Leorita can also be called Leo, but she will still be bi, confused and not nice. Do not be fooled by her phattt ass. She will smash you with it, no doubt.
Oh no, I can feel Leorita is near.. We have to run!
by Pussyfox November 23, 2021
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