Definitions by Purple Astronaut

lamesauce 

the act of being lame to the 10th power.

to the level infact where you should be beaten up in dark alleys and jumped.

--why won't you just stick the bomb in the toilet?

-you know how much trouble i'll get in if i do.

--ugh bro you're lamesauce, definately out of the gang.

-ah! what? i frickin started this gang!

--and faggot, you are to lamesauce to be in it anymore so i'm kicking you out.

lamesauce by Purple Astronaut January 10, 2009

punch a baby 

a phrase to say when your mad at something or someone regardless of the circumstances you are in.

Georgie: hey cassi! you're lookin' kinda fat today..

Cassi: Ugh gosh georgie! you make me want to punch a baby!

or

I can't believe they are making us run 5 miles today! ugh i'm so mad i could punch a baby!

punch a baby by Purple Astronaut January 4, 2009