Definitions by Pure Pooetry

pooblem 

A problem specifically caused by either an outgoing poo, a poo that had not gone where it should have, or a sick feeling caused by poo either mentally or physcially.

Houstin, we have a pooblem. I just shat in my spacesuit.

pooblem by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

poofect 

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

poofect by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018