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Business Day

The amount of time it takes for a male to respond to a female's text message. In contrast to the Webster definition, this business day could be up to 7 days at a time. Business Days usually cause the female population stress and result in radical actions.

Hazel: "Have you heard back from Adam yet?"

Mary:" No, I am up to 5 business days now."

by PudgyChris September 29, 2018