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Definitions by Pseudonym Brian

Golden Blum 

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.
These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.
Golden Blum by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021