Proud father's definitions

Boy wipe

The act of wiping your hands on your pants after washing them when no other approved method is available.

Son: There's no paper towel left Dad.
Dad: Boy wipe Son.

by Proud father May 26, 2010

fuzstache

That awkward first moustache on an adolescent boy.

My son is growing his fuzstache, and his voice is lower than mine!

by Proud Father April 27, 2014