Safety

A phrase you say after you fart in order to protect yourself from the infamous doorknob call. If you fart and don't say safety before someone says doorknob, they're allowed to beat the living shit out of you until you touch a doorknob.
John: Safety!
Rick: Oh you fat cunt, that disgusting
John: Its a manky one haha
Rick: You bellend
by Prokaryotic Penguin May 20, 2020
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