2 definitions by Professor Whomper

A guy who goes out with a girl and no-matter what, she won't give him head.
Friend 1: Dat nigga's a headless horsemen forreal.

Friend 2: How long him and his girl been goin out?
Friend 1: 2 or 3....days.
Friend 2: And she still aint givin him head?!

Boyfriend: You know everybody at school has been calling me a headless horsemen, right?
Girlfriend: yeah but I mean, we have such a good relationship. Going on 2 years now I think giving in would mess things up for us.
Boyfriend: Damn shawty!!! Nigga jus' tryna buss a nut...
by Professor Whomper February 5, 2010
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When a girl gives you head and right when you cum you tell her, "I have herpes", and she shoots the cum out of her nose like a fire-breathing dragon.
Friend 1: Bro, why is your skin on your stomach so smooth? Are you gay?
Freind 2: Aye cuz quit bull shittin you already know i gave my girl that "scandanavian dragon" last night. Yay Yay.
by Professor Whomper February 5, 2010
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