Professor Smythe's definitions

Poo face lady

Quite simply, an adult female who's face resembles, in no small part, a big fat steaming piece of shit.

Look at that fucking ugly bitch! I really can't think of an expression that captures the entirety of the disgust that I feel upon observing her facial features.

How about 'Poo face lady'?

Hmm, yes, that works. Fucking Poo face lady!

by Professor Smythe April 24, 2006