Professor S's definitions

door whore

a girl who tends the door at a restaurant or hotel

Watch, when we walk into the restuarant the door whore will ask us, "how many?"

by Professor S December 16, 2004

welfare case

An ex-wife who does not work but has a significant alimony judgement in her favor. She has an extraordinary sense of entitlement as she collects a large sum of money from her ex-husband.

My welfare case takes half of my salary each month

by Professor S December 16, 2004

Mogga

One of the most personable, perfect, hardworking, handsome individuals you will ever meet. Mogga’s attract people and people just want to be associated with them. They are strong with broad shoulders and the widest most beautiful smile in the world. Mogga’s are a true blessing.

Woah, that guy just handled that crazy person like a boss, what a Mogga!

by Professor S November 23, 2021