When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.
Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
by Professor Pod May 21, 2011
When it feels like your phone is vibrating in your pocket as if you are receiving a text or call, but in reality nothing ever happened and it was merely your mind tricking you because it is so used to your pocket vibrating all the time.
Nick: Yo dude hang on I gotta answer this text! (picks up phone and checks it)
Tom: Who's it from?
Nick: No one dude, it was just a ghost text.
Tom: Who's it from?
Nick: No one dude, it was just a ghost text.
by Professor Pod April 08, 2011