2 definitions by Professor Pod
When it feels like your phone is vibrating in your pocket as if you are receiving a text or call, but in reality nothing ever happened and it was merely your mind tricking you because it is so used to your pocket vibrating all the time.
Nick: Yo dude hang on I gotta answer this text! (picks up phone and checks it)
Tom: Who's it from?
Nick: No one dude, it was just a ghost text.
Tom: Who's it from?
Nick: No one dude, it was just a ghost text.
by Professor Pod April 8, 2011
When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.
Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
by Professor Pod May 21, 2011