Definitions by Professor Bonquafious

Bubble buns 

Cheeks that are so succulent and JUICY that you literally lose your mind. Truly some heavenly cheeks fr...

"Damn bro, she got them bubble buns."

Bubble buns by Professor Bonquafious July 17, 2022

Doomsday slut

A person that has surpassed all levels of slut, and has achieved the highest degree of gold digging to the point where they might end the world.

"Holy shit! It's the god damn Doomsday slut!"

Doomsday slut by Professor Bonquafious July 16, 2022

Scwoofin 

When someone or something is out of pocket.

"Jit SCWOOFIN!"

Scwoofin by Professor Bonquafious July 15, 2022