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Professor Arnold Brown's definitions
bearded trumpet
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A male
genitalia
with an astonishing amount and design of
pubic hair
Basically
a penis with a beard
I put a pair of
glasses
on my bearded trumpet to make him look more
lifelike
and
fashion
forward.
by
Professor Arnold Brown
March 3, 2016
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