Profes.Bob: Professor of ballt's definitions

lux balls

A feeling commonly associated with men when there balls have been hit.

Bob: (Kicks Joe)
Joe: Why did you Lux balls my balls

by Profes.Bob: Professor of ballt July 13, 2023

Alfabety spaghetti

Commonly associated with Rimmer angry at Lister for sleeping with his mum. Generally happens when something out of your control accures.

Bob: Hey Jeff
Jeff: You slept with my girlfriend

Bob: Yeah, she was awesome

Jeff: Alfabety spaghetti

by Profes.Bob: Professor of ballt July 13, 2023