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Lorelei

n. 1. A person who is reclusive and strange, often engaging in rituals that include rudeness, terrorism and cruelty to animals. 2. Complete gayness.

v. lorelying, lorelieish, loreleinistic. 1. To be or act retarded. 2. To raise wild rodents with the intention of unleashing them upon a town or community.
Those two men are so lorelei.

Stop being lorelienistic.

Bitch, quit loreleing.

That drug dealer from Denton is probably a lorelei.
by Prof. Tucker Carlson February 13, 2009
mugGet the Loreleimug.

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