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Beckford-Shockdeediddledee

When a woman refuses to sleep with a model-looking guy but finds herself sleeping with a guy that looks like anal warts

“Dude, it’s one of those Beckford-Shockdeediddledee paradoxes. No one can figure out what she was possibly thinking or how it could’ve happened”

Beckford-Shockdeediddledee by Pro Con June 9, 2022

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Jimbobalonius

Jimbobalonius is a real pizza sheet

Jimbobalonius by Pro Con November 29, 2020

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Jimbobalonius

Boy that jimbobalonius sure is a smelly pizza sheet

Jimbobalonius by Pro Con November 29, 2020

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Mutzle

a game, usually online chess, which two or more co-workers play during hours they should be working.

Hey dude, stop bothering me I’m working. Nah, fuck that. Let’s mutzle.

Mutzle by Pro Con March 30, 2020

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