Pretentious Kunt 's definitions

Sensual Poo

When you're on the toilet, unleashing unspeakable evil like an upside down volcano and the smell gets so bad you have to light a few of your girlfriend's scented candles just to stop yourself passing out from the fumes.

I had an hour long sensual poo yesterday after that dodgy kebab.

by Pretentious Kunt July 12, 2018