Preston J. Smith's definitions

Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

Geyser Plugging

Exactly like "prairie dogging" except for diahrrea. It is when you are holding in a violent case of the diahrrea shits, kind of like plugging a geyser.

Holy shit I am geyser plugging so badly right now, I need to get to a bathroom ASAP.

by Preston J. Smith October 8, 2014