Definitions by Preston Dubuque

screm

An ear or nose hair. Often used to refer to anything unattractive and/or undesirable.

He's got so many screms, it's a wonder he can hear at all.

screm by Preston Dubuque September 23, 2008

Someone with a lot of hair, especially in places where hair should not grow.

That guy must have turbo nose-hair trimmers, he's so overfolicled. A total screm head!