1 definition by Precious the Dragon-Slayer

A brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. Sadly enough, I had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. Now- everything that's red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. But- they have made things more fair- there are MANY different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.
Red-
-rusty red
-Ohio state red
- shiny red
-blistering red
-God-that-hurts red
-red red
-sunshine-flowery red
- The color Bandits-red
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