You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.
Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
by Poseidon’s Kiss December 10, 2023
Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.
You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why
You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why
Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.
Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.
Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp
by Poseidon’s Kiss February 08, 2021