Definitions by PortalDM

Lewdject 

Lewdject is another way of saying that you like to masterbait or make inanimate objects into anime wifu’s. It is most common among anime/hentai users to develop this obsession.

Check it out dude, I love my cellphone so much I made a Lewdject of it.
(Friend): way am I still friends with you?

Lewdject by PortalDM March 8, 2019

Iowa Smack shaft 

When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.

Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.

Iowa Smack shaft by PortalDM March 7, 2019