Definitions by Port tack pirate

cluster fuck 

A term used in sailing races when a lot of boats reach the buoy at the same time. Lots of yelling and swearing is involved, usually directed at the captains of other boats, or at your own boat's crew. High risk of collision. Often followed with excessive drinking.

"Whew, glad to be out of that cluster fuck, pop open a beer for me, will ya?"

cluster fuck by Port tack pirate August 26, 2007