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Road Warrior

This is a self-described term used by corporate lackeys that spends a lot of time on the road (via automobiles), living in motels and eating in restaurants and diners. Many use this term to glamorize, romanticize and/or rationalize their lonely profession, sometimes to impress lot lizards and other prostitutes that frequent the world of the itinerant traveler.

So that dweeb with a laptop fancies himself a road warrior, eh? Well, a biker gang is just pulling into this truck stop. Watch him skedaddle!

by Poppy McFoppy August 17, 2010